Best Reality Quotes This Week

i just want to go to
a coffee shop

on a rainy day and order something nice and warm
and have an attractive stranger around my age say
“I’ll have one of those too, please”
and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves
and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop

but instead whenever I go to a coffee shop ,
I find teenagers taking pictures
of their orders with their iPhones
and middle aged women wearing
yoga pants..

 

You want to know
what living life


to the fullest actually is?
It’s waking up on a Monday morning with no complaints.
It’s knowing you always deserve to laugh.
It’s doing what feels right no matter what.
It’s doing what you want to, no matter how stupid you look.
It’s about being yourself,
because no one can tell you
you’re doing it wrong...

 





i don't like justin bieber much anymore.
and it's not because it's like "haha beieber is gay and a girl" but it's mostly because he's a punk who needs to get his ego knocked down a few notches. like, he used to be so sweet and nice and then all of a sudden he's just like not. i get that it can be tough with a bunch of paparazzi but it's like, you need to chill bro, maybe smoke some of your weed and just chill. i wouldn't mind that.



 

Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?

Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
 
*In My World*
2013: This year
2012: This year
2011: This year
2010: This year
2009: Last year
2008: Two years ago
2007: Three years ago
2006: Four years ago

*In Reality*
2013: This year
2012: Last year
2011: Two years ago
2010: Three years ago
2009: Four years ago
2008: Five years ago
2007: Six years ago
2006: Seven years ago
Science test: Extra credit: What is the strongest force on Earth?
Me: Love
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Reality check in science class
People don't look at your personality first. People judge you automatically
by your looks and then try to get to know your personality. But the second they don't like your looks, they don't get to know you. That's how reality is.

i was meant to be born a spoiled rich white girl in manhattan but something went wrong idk 
Basically me at school all day:

me: I hate all of you.
me: Stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday.
me: Holy f*ck walk faster.
me: Get smarter idiot.
me: Maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times i'll die.
me: I'm so hungry.



Sleeping is my escape,
It's my escape     from            [reality]. It's       where I can rest    
without anyone or anything bothering me. It's where I can forget about 
everything in general. It takes me to another place other than reality,
because one thing I know for sure is (reality sucks).
 

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