Reallyfunny Quotes

Me: I really want to be a model.

Friend: You're gonna have to get rid of your acne.

Me: That's what photoshop is for
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When you see your ex coming







 





 

school P -isses me off so much are you actually gonna evaluate my level of intelligence based off my ability to find the area of a
F -cking triangle oh my god

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)        all around me are familiar faces

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NMQ

people say that nothing is impossible...
but i do nothing every day.




i'm not slurring my words,

i'm talking in cursive.




 








 
 
You know you're poor when
you get excited when a limo drives by









 
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