that one show finale
that tore out
your f.ucking heart and did the salsa
all over your feelings.
your f.ucking heart and did the salsa
all over your feelings.
Why do
You Care
what people
Think?!?!
- Paramore
"Anklebiters"
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
My ex girlfriend: Um no offense Charlie but you're extremely introverted
My ex girlfriend: You never talk to anyone
My ex girlfriend: I don't even think you really have any friends
My ex girlfriend: You never talk
My ex girlfriend: You're too lonely.
Me: K.
I
don't even know why you girls bother at this point, I mean
give it up.
I don't care who you are,
if a kid wants to show you something they're proud of
you better act f#cking impressed.
can i try a 30 day free trial of being dead?
My doctor
doesn't even ask if
i'm sexually active anymore. she just knows
i'm too awkward and ugly.
Guy: -Joins
site-
Every girl: HE'S FAKE. HE'S FAKE.
Let's all be ässholes and make him
hate himself. He totally could be real
but he's been on the site for 2 whole
minutes and hasn't made a quote
yet so obviously he's fake. ATTACK.
ATTACK. KILL THE NEW GUY.
Every girl: HE'S FAKE. HE'S FAKE.
Let's all be ässholes and make him
hate himself. He totally could be real
but he's been on the site for 2 whole
minutes and hasn't made a quote
yet so obviously he's fake. ATTACK.
ATTACK. KILL THE NEW GUY.
Me: - Sees really
deep quote-
Me: Damn. Why didn't I think
of that?
Me: Damn. Why didn't I think
of that?
