Redneck Quotes

He said I was better than cheese cake
^.^

so i called my friends boyfriend out on being a total jerk and acting rediculous and so as revenge he unfriended me on facebook, then made a status about me...hes 20 years old

BE HAPPY!!!
I was raised below the mason-dixon line...

All a country girl wants it a

Country blarin', Camo wearin, boot wearin , country guy that has a big heart & a big Truck!
Yeah that's what i want <3

Diesel Tip #64

If you get caught driving your lady's truck, don't pretend that its yours. Instead brag about how freakin awesome she is.

What do you call a virgin in Alabama?
A girl who can run faster than her brothers.

How do you c.astrate a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw.

When you realize how redneck your family is because they use folding chairs as the backseats of the car...

You can take the girl out of the country
BUT
you can't take the country out of the girl!!