Best Relatable Quotes This Month

do you ever

make a huge scene
and then march off to your bedroom but
eventually you get hungry and you
feel like you can’t leave your room because you
want to prove a point or something

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jimmy365
funny

i was in line at target
just trying to buy some
ice cream and this
baby was screaming its soul out.
Anyways, the mom turned
around and looked
me straight in the eyes with the
most monotone voice and said
“birth control….
Use birth control…”

f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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jimmy365
funny

Just because someone supports gay rights,
doesn't mean they're gay. I mean I support animal rights,
do I look like an f.cking alpaca to you?

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Eli22b
relatable

what a wonderful winter we're having this spring

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jimmy365
funny

Guest: where's your daughter?

Dad: oh, she's in her room. she won't come out unless you bring food or band members.

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jimmy365
funny

crushes

PHASE I - where i won't shut the
heck up about him but i pretend i
don't like him

PHASE II - where i start to try to
read into what he is saying and
pretend that they like me too

PHASE III - where all hope is lost i
decide they don't like me im a big
loser with a stupid face

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jimmy365
love

one of the worst
moments in life is probably when
you’re in a room full of people and
you look around and see them all
talking and laughing and all of
sudden you feel so sad and
lonely that you can even feel a
physical pain in your chest
because you realize that they all
belong to someone and they
all have someone who belongs to
them and you don’t,
you’re just kind of there

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jimmy365
relatable

all i do

at school is watch all the girls pretend to be friends with each other

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jimmy365
funny

shoutout
to my parents
for paying the internet bill
every month

god bless u

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jimmy365
funny

Dear mom and dad,

News flash! I'm not weaing headphones as a cute accessory! I'm ACTUALLY listening to music! I know, crazy right?? But this means I can't hear you when I wear these handy devices. SO, if you start talking to me and have no idea why I'm not responding, just remember that I cannot hear you and I'm not ignoring you, okay? Also, YELLING DOESN'T HELP I STILL DON'T HEAR YOU.

Sincerely,
All teenagers that are sick of
taking their headphones off 70
times a day to actually socialize.

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kristabff
funny