Best Relationship Quotes This Year


*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab-
*Table breaks*

 









A friend of mine asked me if
I'm going to her wedding. I said, "No, I'll catch the next one."
She's mad at me now.







 









I'd fight a bear for you. Not a
grizzly. Or a brown bear. Or a panda. But maybe like a Care Bear? I'd fight one of those bit/ches for you. ♥





 


 



I wonder what it feels like

right before you jump off the edge,

knowing your life is going to end.



 
i'm single by choice. just not my choice.

Do you ever get a ring stuck on your finger
And it's just like what no I didn't commit to this









I'm single by choice. Not my
choice, but still a choice.





 


 

There are two types of crushes:


1. A casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute I'd like to get to
know you better”

 

2. Absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you f.cking kidding me you are perfect wow I’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me


There is no in between



Eventually onof

two things will happen. 
1. He'll realize you're worth it
2. You'll realize he isn't
 




*When boys
  S H O W  Y O U  T H E I R  E M O T I O N A L  S I D E.

 
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