The
best relationships
usually begin
unexpectedly.
usually begin
unexpectedly.
The ocean is a beautiful thing
it can be calm and gentle
soothing your worries
erasing your fears.
And then,
when you're least expecting it,
it can turn wild and raging,
pulling you under,
leaving you without air.
The ocean is a beautiful thing.
Kind of like you.
She's Dying
to live, but she's dying to die.
How to Successfully
Throw A Pick-up Line
Back in a Guy's Face:
Back in a Guy's Face:
Boy:
Where've you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.
Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Girl:Yes. That's why I haven't gone back there since.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man:Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You'll go to your place, and I'll go to mine.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do Not Enter.
Man: I would go to the ends of the earth for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Then you can start your journey by going through the door.
Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: Maybe I got your share..
Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: OK. Get out.
Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving??
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Girl: Hiding from you.
Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Girl:Yes. That's why I haven't gone back there since.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man:Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You'll go to your place, and I'll go to mine.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do Not Enter.
Man: I would go to the ends of the earth for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Then you can start your journey by going through the door.
Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: Maybe I got your share..
Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: OK. Get out.
Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving??
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Me talking to my friends little sister whose in grade 2
Her: But I don't want a fish! I want a human bean.
The short answer is
"no."
the long answer is "f*ck no."
the long answer is "f*ck no."
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She
can talk about him all day
but when he's actually
around
she's
speechless
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Avoiding something doesn't always mean
you hate it. It could also mean
that you want it, you just know
that it isn't right.
