Best Relationships Quotes Ever




Normal people with their crush
Them: Okay, I've liked him for about a month now, it's time I tell him!
Me: Day 76,435 and I still am watching from this bush. Soon, I will approach him. Soon. 





"When you're single, no one wants you. Then as soon as you're taken, everyone wants you."
Unless you're me, then no one ever wants you.

 
    
Who is the one your heart skips a beat for???

Mine is the school's track star. He's tall with beautiful dark hair and these brown eyes that are kind, but troubled. His birthday is in April. He's a year older than me. We meet in a freshman/sophmore Honor's Biology class. He has a quirky sense of humor. His smile is sweet. He blushes a lot. He has long eyelashes. His laugh is contagious. He's athletic. He likes hot chocolate, but hates coffee. He likes to give gifts, rather than recieve. He likes talking to aldults. He has a calm dispostion. He knows how to fly a plane. He claims he's gonna marry me. He has three older sisters. He's adopted. He likes hugs. Likes dogs better than cats. He smells like cologne, summer, and clean clothes.

....feel free to comment and tell me something about him or her.... 


 
When  people

Say "shes nice once you
Get to know her,"
It pretty much means
---------- Shes a bi/tch but

You will get use

t it  .

perks of dating me
awkward and weird so if you bring me in public with you you'll look cool and normal im quite the catch


Me: *Hisses at cute relationships*



if you like someone tell them
... or stalk them on every social network.



 

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away
that awkward
“i have no friends in this class where the f.ck am i gonna sit”
factor.


 

How relationships work:
I like your butt.

However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.

But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.




 



get your cute relationship out of my sight can’t you see i’m busy being alone bitter and disgusting



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