And thus God said unto Abraham,
"Abraham."
And Abraham replied, "What."
God said to John "Come forth and recieve eternal life."
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees
saying,
"The one whom I kiss is the one you seek."
To which they responded "Gay."
And thus God made Eve, and she was Bammin' Slammin bootylicious.
See you all in hell.
And Abraham replied, "What."
God said to John "Come forth and recieve eternal life."
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees
saying,
"The one whom I kiss is the one you seek."
To which they responded "Gay."
And thus God made Eve, and she was Bammin' Slammin bootylicious.
See you all in hell.
I used to wear my
rosary like a necklace,
but only because it
glowed in the dark.
If one could conclude as to the nature of the Creator from a study
of creation, it would appear that God has an inordinate fondness
for stars and beetles. - J B S HALDANE
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I might be the only one
in my school
that doesn't belive
a "God" and it's honestly
REALLY annoying
having to listen to all the
Jesus freaks.
I might be the only one
in my school
that doesn't belive
a "God" and it's honestly
REALLY annoying
having to listen to all the
Jesus freaks.
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A cross,The Star of David and all the signs of religion. WE
all use these symbols for worship or represent what we believe in.
Like the natives believe in animal spirits the
catholic believe jessus and god and the greeks believe in gods
of diffrent elements. But all of them are beliefs no one but the
people and animals that first lived know the true story. So why
cant we just accept other peoples belifes and find in are hearts to
respect others no matter what they belive in. Weall have a soul we
all have a heart so why cant we all respect each other and there
beliefs. There are people who died because there beliefs. Why
I honestly dont know where wasting time in are lives and lso ending
other peoples short which no one desrves. I say close are armorys
and open are eyes to see no matter what we belive in. unless we all
want a war like world war 2 to happen again or more groups joining
together like isis. So lets all put aside are diffrences and
respect one and another even for are beliefs.
But, as for
hell,
i just never did believe
Amenah's format
dear samson,
i put your hair
in a jar
by the old pear tree near the well.
i been thinkin'
over what i done
and i still don't think
God gave you all that strength
for you to kill
my people.
love, delilah
carole c. gregory
"love letter"
"love letter"
We all have
different
religions , but we have
Universal love
As well.
religions , but we have
Universal love
As well.
nmf
"Through sadness you have taught us,
to be one with the crowd,
you told the greatest stories
of love and bleeding crowns,
but to the sick and hungry
you cannot be found."
to be one with the crowd,
you told the greatest stories
of love and bleeding crowns,
but to the sick and hungry
you cannot be found."
