I loved Paul, the three eyed monkey
that used to be at the end of every show on Nick. Due to this and
the fact that I am very bored, I would like to convey the
wonderful and interesting story of Paul.
When Paul was first born, he was different. His mother and
siblings could all clearly tell he wasn't an ordinary ape.
But it wasn't until the little monkey first opened his eyes
that they truly noticed. Paul had three eyes. As he grew, his
siblings and every other monkey picked on him. Paul became so
depressed that he ran away from home. He spent many countless
nights in the cold as he ran through the jungle. The rainforest
was hard on him, and he found himself not eating some days, and
on many occasions not drinking, either. But eventually Paul found
himself on a luxurious beach with white sand and crystal clear
waters. There was a lot to eat and drink here, so there he
stayed. Two months rolled by and on one morning, Paul was woken
up by a big horn blasting. He didn't like this rude
awakening, and decided to go investigate what had woken him up.
He walked to the other end of the beach, a side where he had
never been before. there he found a large white object floating
in the water. We know this as a cruise ship. He climbed aboard
unnoticed, and began to further investigate this mysterious
vessel. He got lost on the bowels of the ship, and before he knew
it the ship was taking off. You see, this was only a supply stop
for the ship as there was a city a few miles north. He became a
castaway on the ship, and found there were creatures he had never
seen before. So he explored during the night, as he had the
feeling that these creatures could be dangerous. Through the many
weeks he spent aboard the ship, he learned the creatures
language. They refer to it as "English". It was very
different from ape-speak, and he wasn't very good at it. But
nevertheless, he kept studying the language anyways to pass time.
The next time the boat stopped was in a country the creatures
called America. It was California, to be exact. Paul snuck off of
the ship that night and stole his way through the streets
unnoticed. He did this for many days, traveling many miles where
he eventually reached a place called "Hollywood". For
some reason, this city stuck out to Paul. He liked it very much,
and felt as though he was safe. He disguised himself as a hairy
homeless man and slept in alleys and ate from dumpsters. But one
day, Paul forgot to put on his disguise. He walked his way to his
favorite alley which held his favorite dumpster. This alley,
unbeknownst to him, was behind the headquarters of Nickelodeon.
As he was eating, a man came out to throw away the trash. This
man was Drake Bell. Keep in mind Drake wasn't famous yet. He
saw the monkey and thought somebody let their pet loose. He
didn't notice the third eye, as Paul usually kept it closed.
Drake picked up his new furry friend and took him inside. When
Drake's boss saw it, he immediately took it to the CEO of
Nick. At first, the CEO said to give it to the zoo. But all of
the changed when Paul looked up and had his third eye open. He
saw it as a way to make money. Money was a new word for Paul. So
he spoke up and asked "What does money mean?". The CEO
nearly did a backflip. He said that at the end of nearly every
Nick show, they would have a clip of Paul and would make
millions. When the CEO asked who found the monkey, Drake's
boss quivered. He was a terrible liar, and had to tell the truth.
Drake was immediately given a last minute position in a show
called "Amanda's show". This made Drake famous, and
got him another big gig in a show called "Drake and
Josh" where he and his close co-star made everyone laugh.
Paul even inspired the episode about the orangutan. But alas,
Paul died of old age. This hit Drake so hard, he quit the show.
He was so depressed he couldn't bring himself to ever star in
a show again, until the Drake and Josh Christmas special. But
Drake even hated that, and he still sits home alone,
depressed.
This is the story of Paul, the wonderful three-eyed monkey that
was loved dearly by Nick stars and viewers alike. Please share
this tear-wrenching story about Paul. But make sure you give
credit to me, Ledukester, the original story teller/writer. Thank
you all, and goodbye.