Republicans Quotes

*george washington rises from the dead*
"you done fcked up. the fck did i tell you about political parties"

Let's look at the government shutdown in simpler terms

Democrats: Can I burn down your house?
Republicans: No
Democrats: Just the 2nd floor?
Republicans: No
Democrats: Garage
Republicans: No
Democrats: Let's talk about what I can burn down.
Republicans: No
Democrats: YOU AREN'T COMPROMISING

“Don't let yourself be victimized by the age you live in. It's not the times that will bring us down, any more than it's society. When you put the blame on society, then you end up turning to society for the solution. There's a tendency today to absolve individuals of moral responsiblity and treat them as victims of social circumstance. You buy that, you pay with your soul. It's not men who limit women. It's not straights who limit gays. It's not whites who limit blacks. What limits people is lack of character. What limits people is that they don't have the f//king nerve or imagination to star in their own movie, let alone direct it. Yuck."
-Tom Robbins