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alrIGHTY WELCOME TO THE FIRST ANNUALLLLLL

WITTYPROFILES AWARDDDSSS!

so basically there's a whole bunch of categories, and you guys have until the 20th to vote. 
please, please, PLEASE, do not vote for yourself.
you do not have to fill in all the categories, but it'd be much appreciated!
On the 20th, I'll tally up the comments and whoever with the most in each category winsss!

prizes? eh
basically
you just get a free promo
and a follow from me
alrighty
so here's your categories

PLEASE DO NOT GET OFFENDED IF YOU DO NOT GET VOTED
THIS IS JUST FOR FUN



Best Funny Quotes-
Best Inspirational Quotes-
Best Quotes in General-
Best Layouts-
Best Quote Layouts-
Funniest-
Nicest-
Best Profile-
Best Username-
Best Profile Picture-
Best Wittian Overall-
Best Newbie-
Witty Queen-
Witty King-



pleaaaaaaaaaaaaase vote. i think this will be lots of fun. dont vote for just the "witty famous" people. vote for whoever you really want to vote for. 


thank youuu. ♥
-maria (beastuser)







 

Fun Fact: Quiet people are aware that they are quiet. They don’t need you to point it out to them. They know. Please stop.

i feel like every week i'm just like "i need to get through this week"
 

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      Hi guys, the final chapter was really long so I have to put the note here because I have a lot to say haaha. Well first off, thank you for reading another one of my stories! I know I said I wouldn't be able to post it today but it turned out I was able to :) So for those of you who have read the Second Best Series, you know I like writing multiple point of views from different characters, because as we all know, there's always more than one side to a story. Would anyone be interested in Girlfriend's Best Friend? ;) It may take a few weeks to write up, but if you guys will read it, I'll write it :)
commentttttt!
-Kylie 


format-br0kenwings LEAVE THIS HERE PLEASE.

  



















"You’re only given one little spark of madness.
                         You mustn’t lose it."

ROBIN WILLIAMS [JULY 29th 1951 - AUGUST 11th 2014]

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My Lenten promise:

I will give up all forms of self injury.
Should I do it?

 
kiss the hell out of me, please.


i'm a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness.




 
 




Witty is kinda dead.
So here's what we should do.

1. INVITE YOUR FRIENDS
It's the best way to get more active users. You don't have to tell them your account, but just show them the website! As many people as possible; if you think they'll be interested, get them to join. People wonder why the 'old witty' used to be so active. It's because a lot of users would constantly be inviting new people to join, and recycling the community. It works, so do it! 

2. WRITE MORE QUOTES
Traffic is so sloooooow for two reason; there aren't a lot of uers, and therefore there aren't a lot of quotes. So write more quotes! Make the 'New' page active again. I'm not saying you should make a quote of every mundane thought that goes through your mind (not that there's anything wrong with that) but seriously, how can you complain about inactivity if you only write two quotes a week? Look at all your absolute favourite usres, or the ones with the most followers; more often than not, they'll be active themselves, and write a lot of quotes. That's the whole point of Witty.

3. FAVE MORE QUOTES
I've noticed this year that some of you are pretty stringent with your faves. Which is cool. But just remember that the more quotes you fave, the more quotes get faves, and if everyone does that, theoretically, every quote gets more faves on average. This is how to go from gettign 100 faves on a top quote back to getting 1000.

4. FOLLOW MORE USERS
Yeah, I get it, it looks 'messy' to follow a ton of people or whatever. But the fact is that it's gonna get more people to see more different users and their quotes. And you also get to see more cool quotes on your own homepage. And if everyone follows more people, then again, theoretically, everyone gets - on average - more followers, more people seeing their quotes, more traffic, blahblahblah.

5. ADVERTISE WITTY
Put up posters! If you care enough or are bored enough, take screencaps and post them on facebook/twitter/tumblr/instagram/whatever else you waste your time on. Tell the friends that you invite to invite THEIR friends.

EXTRA ADVICE:

- use this website how you wish everyone would. If you don't like a ton of boring layouts, make or use exciting one (you can literally use ANYONE'S layout as long as you keep credit; it's not that hard!). If you don't like your quotes only getting five faves, then fave more quotes. If you don't like quotes about cutting, for example, then don't write them, don't fave them, just ignore them!

- go to 'new' quotes before 'top quotes'. Regularly check up on the 'people you follow'.

-Talk to users you like! It's fun! You're never gonna make friends on here unless you comment users you'd like to talk to. It also gets more traffic in your page, btw. ;)

-For God's sake, stop complaining to Steve about every little thing. He's not your mother. If you have a problem, PLEASE try to solve it yourself before running to the site creator for help.

-I'm biased on this one. But please, ffs, use nice formats. And iclude credit, oh my god.

-I love love love going through all the quotes of users I like. If you're bored or you feel there aren't any good quotes here anymore, go to your followers list, and read all of the quotes by someone. I tend to do this a lot for users who have already left.

-Browse through 'following' lists. It's a great way to find new amazing users.

-WRITING ORIGINAL QUOTES IS NOT HARD. And pretty much everyone prefers it. So give it a try. :L

Okay, that's all I can think off the top of my head right now. Suggestions? Advice? Rants about the old witty and how much you miss it? The comment box is your friend. :') I may make more quotes like this. (Should I?) &&& what else lalalalaaaa, yeah,

ACTUALLY DO THE STUFF ON THIS LIST PLS.


P.S. Don't mind the tags. I need people to see this. xD
 
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