*At a
Restaurant*
"Would you like a
table?"
"NO not at
all,
I came here to eat on the floor.
Carpet for 5 please."
I came here to eat on the floor.
Carpet for 5 please."
Marry
the
person
who makes
you
feel
the
same
way
you
do when
you
see
your
food
coming
out at
a restaurant
I have a question..
When you 'wait' for a waiter in a restaurant, aren't you a waiter?
When you 'wait' for a waiter in a restaurant, aren't you a waiter?
"Would You Like A
Table?"
No, I Came To The Restaurant
To Eat On The Carpet. A Table
For Five Please.
No, I Came To The Restaurant
To Eat On The Carpet. A Table
For Five Please.
Why do we
need Valentine's Day?
If couples truly love each other
Then they will bring home things for their loved one
And take them out to fancy restaurants
As a surprise, when they want to make each other happy
And not because they have to look good for Valentine's Day.
Why do we need Valentine's Day?
Just a day to show that you really love your partner
But you can show that any day.
Really, it's not hard.
If couples truly love each other
Then they will bring home things for their loved one
And take them out to fancy restaurants
As a surprise, when they want to make each other happy
And not because they have to look good for Valentine's Day.
Why do we need Valentine's Day?
Just a day to show that you really love your partner
But you can show that any day.
Really, it's not hard.
I hate when people see me at a
restaurant and
are like:
HEY, what are you doing here?!
Oh, you know, hunting elephants
are like:
HEY, what are you doing here?!
Oh, you know, hunting elephants
Me at a restaurant
Me : I'll have Pepsi.
Waiter: Is Coke okay?
What I want to say: NO. BRING ME PEPSI OR I WILL BRING DOZENS OF PLAGUES UPON YOUR GENERATION
What I do say: Sure.
Me : I'll have Pepsi.
Waiter: Is Coke okay?
What I want to say: NO. BRING ME PEPSI OR I WILL BRING DOZENS OF PLAGUES UPON YOUR GENERATION
What I do say: Sure.
Me: *walking into a restaurant*
Waiter: Would you like a table?
Me: No b.itch. I'll just eat on the floor
Waiter: Would you like a table?
Me: No b.itch. I'll just eat on the floor
That annoying moment
in a restaurant when you get
excited to see your food coming,
but the waiter drops it off at
another table.
in a restaurant when you get
excited to see your food coming,
but the waiter drops it off at
another table.
Me: Hi table for two?
Waiter: Okay if you and your laptop want to follow me.
Waiter: Okay if you and your laptop want to follow me.
