This is what happens when my family eats out with my friends.
Waitress: *puts bill down on the table next to my friend's dad*
Friend's Dad: I'll pay it! *picks bill up*
My Dad: No! I'll pay it! *grabs bill from friend's dad*
Friend's Dad: What are you talking about? *reaches for bill* Let me pay it!
My Mom: Hey! We're going to--
Friend's Mom: No, we'll handle it! *snatches bill from my dad*
Friend #2's Mom: Stop fighting and give it to us! *lunges for the bill*
Friend's Mom: HEY! I had it already! *engages in epic tug-of-war battle*
Friend #2's Mom: Ha! *wrestles bill away*
Waitress: *awkwardly leaves*
My Dad: I GOT IT! *somehow gets bill and starts taking credit card out*
Friend's Mom and Friend #2's Mom: GIVE IT TO ME! *both get their hands on the bill and start pulling in opposite directions*
My Dad: STOP IT I'M TRYING TO SIGN IT!
Friend #2's Dad: Why don't we just split the bill?
My Mom: ARE YOU CRAZY WE'RE PAYING IT!
Friend's Dad: I thought we agreed that WE would pay for it!
Friend #2's Mom: I HAVE IT *takes out pen*
Friend's Dad: *quickly swipes it from her hands*
Friend #2's Mom: Wait I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SIGNA--
Friend's Dad: *runs toward the checkout counter*
All Parents: WAIT NO
All Parents: COME BACK HERE WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING
Kids: .............
Waitress: *puts bill down on the table next to my friend's dad*
Friend's Dad: I'll pay it! *picks bill up*
My Dad: No! I'll pay it! *grabs bill from friend's dad*
Friend's Dad: What are you talking about? *reaches for bill* Let me pay it!
My Mom: Hey! We're going to--
Friend's Mom: No, we'll handle it! *snatches bill from my dad*
Friend #2's Mom: Stop fighting and give it to us! *lunges for the bill*
Friend's Mom: HEY! I had it already! *engages in epic tug-of-war battle*
Friend #2's Mom: Ha! *wrestles bill away*
Waitress: *awkwardly leaves*
My Dad: I GOT IT! *somehow gets bill and starts taking credit card out*
Friend's Mom and Friend #2's Mom: GIVE IT TO ME! *both get their hands on the bill and start pulling in opposite directions*
My Dad: STOP IT I'M TRYING TO SIGN IT!
Friend #2's Dad: Why don't we just split the bill?
My Mom: ARE YOU CRAZY WE'RE PAYING IT!
Friend's Dad: I thought we agreed that WE would pay for it!
Friend #2's Mom: I HAVE IT *takes out pen*
Friend's Dad: *quickly swipes it from her hands*
Friend #2's Mom: Wait I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SIGNA--
Friend's Dad: *runs toward the checkout counter*
All Parents: WAIT NO
All Parents: COME BACK HERE WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING
Kids: .............
I got kicked out of
Chuck E.
Cheeses. Apparantly, it is frowned
upon to dress up in a giant mouse costume, crawl under a table,
and grab kids' legs shouting: "If you want to see your
precious little mouse again, give me all your arcade
tickets!"
The lava lamp was worth it, though.
if no one makes a fancy
asian restaurant
calles 'suit and thai' than i give up on
life
waiter: can i take your order
teacher: i don't know can you
Today I went to a restraint.
The waiter asked me what college I go to.
My dad told him I was in 8 grade and his voice broke...
I almost laughed in his face. Me? In college?
Why would he flirt with me too?
There were so many girls that were wayy prettier than me....
O.o
The waiter asked me what college I go to.
My dad told him I was in 8 grade and his voice broke...
I almost laughed in his face. Me? In college?
Why would he flirt with me too?
There were so many girls that were wayy prettier than me....
O.o
I was at a Chinese restaurant yesterday and some lady decided to
take her dentures out,
It was my mother. -.-
It was my mother. -.-
*when I was at McDonalds*
Some Guy- Do you Speak English?
Me (In English)- No, I am so sorry.
Guy- oh What a shame.....
(-_-) This is so pathetic
Some Guy- Do you Speak English?
Me (In English)- No, I am so sorry.
Guy- oh What a shame.....
(-_-) This is so pathetic
