Best Restaurant Quotes This Month

waiter: have i kept you waiting long?
me: no, but did you know that there are 3,269 tiles on the ceiling?









I got kicked out of Chuck E.
Cheeses. Apparantly, it is frowned upon to dress up in a giant mouse costume, crawl under a table, and grab kids' legs shouting: "If you want to see your precious little mouse again, give me all your arcade tickets!"
The lava lamp was worth it, though.







 
*when I was at McDonalds*
Some Guy- Do you Speak English?
Me (In English)- No, I am so sorry.
Guy- oh What a shame.....
(-_-) This is so pathetic




waiter: can i take your order
teacher: i don't know can you









Me: Hi table for two?
Waiter: Okay if you and your laptop want to follow me.
I hate when people see me at a restaurant and

are like:

HEY, what are you doing here?!





Oh, you know, hunting elephants
Marry the person who makes you feel the same way you do when you see your food coming out at a restaurant
Today I went to a restraint.
The waiter asked me what college I go to.
My dad told him I was in 8 grade and his voice broke...
I almost laughed in his face. Me? In college?
Why would he flirt with me too?
There were so many girls that were wayy prettier than me....
O.o
That moment of joy when you see your food coming at a restaurant




Would you like a table?
"No I came here to eat on the floor,carpet for 5 please"

 

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