I got kicked out of
Chuck E.
Cheeses. Apparantly, it is frowned
upon to dress up in a giant mouse costume, crawl under a table,
and grab kids' legs shouting: "If you want to see your
precious little mouse again, give me all your arcade
tickets!"
The lava lamp was worth it, though.
*when I was at McDonalds*
Some Guy- Do you Speak English?
Me (In English)- No, I am so sorry.
Guy- oh What a shame.....
(-_-) This is so pathetic
Some Guy- Do you Speak English?
Me (In English)- No, I am so sorry.
Guy- oh What a shame.....
(-_-) This is so pathetic
waiter: can i take your order
teacher: i don't know can you
Me: Hi table for two?
Waiter: Okay if you and your laptop want to follow me.
Waiter: Okay if you and your laptop want to follow me.
I hate when people see me at a
restaurant and
are like:
HEY, what are you doing here?!
Oh, you know, hunting elephants
are like:
HEY, what are you doing here?!
Oh, you know, hunting elephants
Marry
the
person
who makes
you
feel
the
same
way
you
do when
you
see
your
food
coming
out at
a restaurant
Today I went to a restraint.
The waiter asked me what college I go to.
My dad told him I was in 8 grade and his voice broke...
I almost laughed in his face. Me? In college?
Why would he flirt with me too?
There were so many girls that were wayy prettier than me....
O.o
The waiter asked me what college I go to.
My dad told him I was in 8 grade and his voice broke...
I almost laughed in his face. Me? In college?
Why would he flirt with me too?
There were so many girls that were wayy prettier than me....
O.o
