Ridiculous Quotes



My mood swings have literally been ridiculous today

 
Sometimes I wonder
If angels look down at us and laugh a little,
With us like strange fish,
Bright and colorful in a vast swirling sea,
And we know the width but are still trying to find the depth.
What fascinating creatures we must be!
With our power for light or dark or most often both,
With our strange acts of love and hate,
All the things we do
In this one, short, fleeting life of ours
That must pass in the blink of an eye.
And the angels might laugh,
Walk away and say,
"How ridiculous, how strange!"
And they are exactly right.

 
I s.h.i.t you not my History teacher
is convinced we're controlled by robots.



The kids at my school don't know any 20th century bands.

 
"Do you know the band Queen?"
"What are they?"

 
"You know....'We Will Rock You', 'We Are the Champions',
'Bohemian Rhapsody'..."

"Oh, you mean The Beatles?"
 
 
It's going down
I'm yelling "tumblr!"
You better move
You better reblog


 
#on&off #relationships #ridiculous

*FAV IF U GET HOW THIS FEELS*


 

 


the amount of sh.t people get for liking one direction is actually ridiculous.
they make us happy if you cant see that get your head out of your a.ss


 

“The universe is big. 

It’s vast and complicated and
ridiculous.

And sometimes, very rarely,

Impossible things just happen 
 

And we call them miracles."


 


another j.e² format


Soap operas are so ridiculous 
"She’s cheating on you and I kidnapped your mom and you think your brother killed her but your brother isn’t really your brother because he was switched at birth but your real brother is the guy that your wife is having an affair with and I’m your long lost child you never knew about. Also your father came back from the dead and we don’t know how."
So I got grounded by my dad which never happens
So you'd think I did something awful
But no I didn't do anything bad
I got grounded for the stupidest thing ever
It was because I was listening to a song
What was that song that was so awful in my dad's eyes
Well it was Same Love by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis ft. Mary Lambert
And now my dad oficially thinks I support it
And he thinks that I'm gay
And he told me I'm a disgrace to christianity
All because of a song which is an amazing song
But I mean like really this is the stupidest thing ever
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