Best Ridiculous Quotes Today


Soap operas are so ridiculous 
"She’s cheating on you and I kidnapped your mom and you think your brother killed her but your brother isn’t really your brother because he was switched at birth but your real brother is the guy that your wife is having an affair with and I’m your long lost child you never knew about. Also your father came back from the dead and we don’t know how."

I hate the fact that a piercing, tattoo or a

different hair colour can stop you from

getting a job.it's ridiculous.
 
It's going down
I'm yelling "tumblr!"
You better move
You better reblog


 

losing an argument when you're right just because the other person is too stupid to understand what you're saying is probably one of the most infuriating things in the entire universe
#or wHEN THEY JUST SAY SH/T THAT MAKES NO SENSE #OR
IS SO WRONG THAT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START #AND YOU'RE SO BAFFLED BY HOW RIDICULOUS IT IS THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN REPLY!
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
~ Marilyn Monroe
Why would you let your seven year old
shake her butt and boobs on stage 
in a bra top and tutu
*a hot guys walks into gym*
me: hey, did you just fart
him: no.....
me: cuz you just blew me away
him:
me:
him:
me:
me: are you a parking ticket
him: what?
me: cuz you got fine written all over you.
him:
me:*laughs* that's a knee slapper!
him:*walks away trying not to laugh*



I can't help smiling.
He smells so nice ♥

trust me guys, i know i'm weird :x

 
I s.h.i.t you not my History teacher
is convinced we're controlled by robots.




Popular girl i heard at school today: omg my iphone just broke!! I'm so depressed now omg

Excuse me, but that is not depressed. That's nothing even close. Before you speak, be sure you know the full meaning of words, especially a strong word like 'depressed'.

 


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