*a hot guys walks into gym*
me: hey, did you just fart
him: no.....
me: cuz you just blew me away
him:
me:
him:
me:
me: are you a parking ticket
him: what?
me: cuz you got fine written all over you.
him:
me:*laughs* that's a knee slapper!
him:*walks away trying not to laugh*