Best Right Quotes This Year


my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard and they're like
hey your friend is hot
 




Life is the most easy exam

But many fails

because

They try to copy others

They don't realize that everyone has a different question paper















When kids are walkin' round the hallway, plagued by pain in their heart.
A world so hateful. Some would rather die than be who they are - Macklemore














 

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised  








Even heroes have the right to bleed.


I'm going to be so awkward and shy when I am older
like this is literally going to be me:

McDonalds worker: Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?
Me: u-u-uh yes I-I would l-l-like the uh, uh the d-do you h-have-
McDonalds worker: I'm sorry ma'am what is it you're trying to say?
Me: I-i'm sorry I-I would just like the c-cheesy mac
McDonalds worker: Ma'am..... we don't have cheesy mac here.
Me: O-oh I m-meant big m-mac, y-yeah that
McDonalds worker: Okay that will be -
Me: *has a mental breakdown*

Me: NO ONE TOLD ME THE OUTSIDE WORLD WOULD BE LIKE THIS


People will claim that they miss you
yet they don't even make an effort to text,
call or see you

 

Favourite Youtuber: I'll have a

new video tomorrow!

Me: *12:03am* He's late!


 


 



i don’t think brown eyes get enough love it’s always those blue and hazel ppl that get the praise and attention.
i get it. you’re just too afraid to look me in the eyes and face the chocolate-y abyss., 








 


Other girl: *goes out to parties*
Other girl: *has a boyfriend*
Other girl: *has a social life*
Me: *reads a fanfiction*

Me: Can I get pregnant from this?

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