Best Rings Quotes This Month


I don't want diamond rings.
I don't want flowers delivered to my doorstep
You know what I wan't delivered to my doorstep?
Chinese food.
Order me some chinese food & i'll Marry You 
Forget all that romantic crap. 
So Katie Price has got engaged again. At this rate she will soon have more rings than Sonic the hedgehog.
 
Me: Finally, home alone.
Me: Some peace and quiet.
Me: *Sneezes*
Me: *Telephone rings* Hello?
Person: Bless you.
nice tip to winning a girls heart; 
if you like it, put a ring in it. promise ring, engagement ring, wedding ring, onion ring.. just let her know you're committed. 
Every time my phone rings,

I'm still hoping that it's you.

Only I know that that's 
just a stupid dream.
‘All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.’ – Gandalf the Grey



ALL THAT IS GOLD DOES NOT GLITTER,
NOT ALL THOSE WHO WANDER ARE LOST,
THE OLD THAT IS STRONG DOES NOT WITHER,
DEEP ROOTS ARE NOT REACHED BY THE FROST~




 

That moment when u stop the microwave before it rings so u wont get in trouble

Me This Morning Looking For

One Of My Rings


 
Me: *throws other rings everywhere just to find the one I want*
Me:
Me: Come on...where are you...
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: WHERE ARE YOU!?
Me: 
Me: Come on...I can hear you breathing...
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Dafuq did I just say...
 
Relationships 
are like jewelery.
Some are like rings
who cling but fit nicely
and some are like necklaces,
hanging lose but staying close.
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