Robots Quotes

I believe the children are our future (assuming we're talking about robot children).

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TheCovertComic
funny

Just kidding – actually I am a robot.

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TheCovertComic
robots

The more advanced the robot, the less likely that it will want your job.

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TheCovertComic
robots

What's with all the "Prove you're not a robot" tests online?

Obviously Terminator had us paranoid.

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Kynx*
funny

  Dad: On his Tablet

  Mom: On Dad's other
  Tablet

  Big Sis: On her Laptop

  Small Sis: On other
  laptop

  Me: On the
  computer

             hmmm..

  Not sure if it's the age of Advanced
  Technology or Robot
  Apocalypse

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Leonidas32123
technology

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.
He decides to test it at dinner.

Dad: Son,where were you today during school hours?
Son: At school *Robot slaps son*
Son: OK,I went to the movies.
Dad: Which one ?
Son: Toy Story *Robot slaps Son again*
Son: OK,it was Day with a P.rn star.
Dad: WHAT? When I was your age I didn't even know what p.rn was!
*Robot slaps Dad*
Mom: HAHA ! after all he's your son. *Robot slaps Mom*

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Lolsorue_girl
funny

When your computer screen spazes and you wonder if there are minnie evil robots controling it inside.

anyone else?

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Fading.From.Reality*
funny

  Why does some websites make you type letters to see if you are
  not a robot? o.o

  do they think robots are gonna be like, " oh i'm gonna
  make a youtube account today!"

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Hyouka*
youtube

Girls: Boys are so weird!

Boys: Girls are so weird!

Robots: I'm a robot....

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The_mad_Hatter
robots

Plot twist:
if everyone around me is robots and they were built to make me happy by the only other person on earth

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clearlytruthful
plot