Best Rock Quotes Ever

having a crush is like having that little piece of rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking and shake it out and you’re pretty sure it’s gone but then a half hour later you feel it under your toe and you’re like oh no

Tell me more about how I'm 'emo' for listening to Greenday and Fallout Boy and Journey.
Tell me more about how I'm a 'redneck' for listening to Brad Paisley and Tim McGraw and Toby Keith.
Tell me more about how I'm a 'freak' for listening to Coldplay and The Plain White T's and Paramore.
Tell me more about how I'm a 'follower' for listening to anything contemporary.
Tell me more about how I'm a 'nerd' for listening to orchestra and symphony.

Tell me more about how listening to rock is going to bust my eardrums as well as my speakers.
Tell me more about how the music I listen to has anything to do with how I act.

And please, for the love of all that is holy please tell me why listening to anything you don't is so bad.

These bands have made me the way I am, why am I judged for it?

I ROCK!

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I understand that scissors can beat paper. And I get how rock can beat scissors. But there's no way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobie? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors. Why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why. Because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play rock paper scissors. I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in their face with my already clenched fist and say oh sorry, I thought paper would protect you.