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*During Spanish class*. 

Roberto: I know the definition of obnoxious! 
Spanish teacher: Is the definition Robert Jones? 
Roberto: No, that's a synonym! 

 
When you find out one of your best friends use to be obsessed with Twilight.
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Roses are red violets are red 

Trees are red Bushes are red

I set your garden on fire.....  
  Saw this in a grumpy cat meme :D
Who came up with the idea of 

 PUTTING POWDERED PIGMENT ON YOUR EYELIDS?!
I bet I can make you cry
 -PICTURE OF JUSTIN BIEBER-
I did well aye ;)
-NO OFFENCE TO BELIEBERS I JUST PERSONALLY THINK HE LOOKS LIKE A BIG BAG OF SPOILT MEAT...:)-


        KANYE WEST
          @kanyewest
Have you ever thought you were in 
love with someone but realized 
you were just staring in a mirror for 20
minutes?

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When did Bob become such a popular name.
It's like one day every teenager on the planet decided to start calling inanimate objects Bob.


So, today me and my family were eating at a place called "Blueberry Hill" a diner.
And my Aunt and my brother were talking about space and how we should have flying cars and sh-t like that,
and out of no where my Aunt randomly looks at me and says
"Holy sh-t you have nose hair!"
And needless to say I laughed so hard I cried, and died a little bit too
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