When people say 'pls' just
because it's shorter than 'please', I feel perfectly justified to answer 'no' because it's shorter than 'yes'
Whoever said money doesn't
buy happiness didn't know where to shop
What does the fox say?!
Nothing, after all, the fox is an animal and incapable of human speech
Person: You look pretty today!
Me: Was I ugly yesterday?
Me: I'm eating special kay.
My sister: why?
Me: 'Cause I'm special, kay?
Looks like Billy Ray put
too much loco in Miley's hot cocoa
Me: *walks into car auto shop*
Me: Can I have a rim job please
perks
of
being
a
tall
girl:
When
i
was
in
8th
grade:
no
way
shes
13
guys
Family
reunions:
oh
my
how
youve
grown
Ferry
terminal:
like
hell
youre
a
junior
you
have
to
pay
791736428194727192487
more
dollars
to
get
on
Me: *misses TV episode*
Episode: *never played again*
Me: *watches TV episode*
Episode: *played 1000 times*
