Royalbaby Quotes

Dear Will and Kate,
If William is 100% royal, and Kate is 0% royal, does that ,make your son a half-blood prince?
-Severus Snape

royal baby born?
uh, i was born 17 years ago...
why is everybody freaking out about it now?

Don't worry, Prince Harry. We only have one bathroom, so I too know what it's like to be 4th in line for the throne..

The only way I'm going to be more interested in the royal baby is if Will and Kate go to Tesco blindfolded and choose the name via a coke bottle.




 

Kate Middleton just gave birth to a baby boy. All I need is for her and Will to hold him up on the palace balcony and sing the Circle of Life and my life will be complete