Me: ~sees cat outside my door~ Me: ~picks up cat and puts her on my bed~ Me: So, how're you baby boo? ~pets
cat~ Cat: ~immediately jumps off bed and
runs out of the room~
Louis: Boys with as/es like mine don't talk to girls
with faces like yours. Harry: I care about you like
Niall cares about childbirth. Niall: I can make your girl
scream louder just by clicking the follow button. Zayn: Your face is as ugly as
mine is sexy. Liam: I know you are but what
am I!!
I'd just like to point out that telling someone
they're too skinny and must
"Eat a burger and put some meat on those bones." is
just as rude as telling someone they're fat and must go on a
diet.
I wish there was a non a.ssholeish way to say
"Our friendship has run its course, you make me
uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of sh//t you do
p//sses me off, bye."
Me: Hello? Caller: *heavy breathing* Me: Excuse me?
Caller: *heavy
breathing*
Me: I'm
hanging up now
Caller: If
you can guess what's in my hand you can have it
Me: Well
if it only fits in one hand you can f.u.cking
keep it
Me: *puts
phone down*
If you live in
my town, don't walk from my house to the Country
Store.
You will pass construction workers and they will yell rude,
sexual comments at you and the police officer will just
laugh.
PLEASE DON’T BE
MEAN TO EMPLOYEES!! PLEASE DON’T DO THAT!!
THEYARE PEOPLE AND ARE
PROBABLY TRYING THEIR BEST TO HELP YOU!!
IHAVE SEEN MY COWORKERS
CRY IN THE BACK ROOM AFTER APARTICULARLY RUDE
CUSTOMER AND IT’S NOT FAIR BECAUSE WE
AREREALLY DOING YOU A
SERVICE!! PLEASE DON’T BE RUDE TO
EMPLOYEES