Best Rude Quotes This Year

 

Me: ~sees cat outside my door~
Me: ~picks up cat and puts her on my bed~
Me: So, how're you baby boo? ~pets cat~

Cat: ~immediately jumps off bed and runs out of the room~





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One Direction Insults:

Louis:
Boys with as/es like mine don't talk to girls with faces like yours.
Harry: I care about you like Niall cares about childbirth.
Niall: I can make your girl scream louder just by clicking the follow button.
Zayn: Your face is as ugly as mine is sexy.
Liam: I know you are but what am I!!

I'd just like to point out that telling someone they're too skinny and must
"Eat a burger and put some meat on those bones." is just as rude as telling someone they're fat and must go on a diet.
I wish there was a non a.ssholeish way to say
"Our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of sh//t you do p//sses me off, bye."
So I'm home alone and I get a pervy prank call:

Me: Hello?
Caller: *heavy breathing*
Me: Excuse me?

Caller: *heavy breathing*
Me: I'm hanging up now
Caller: If you can guess what's in my hand you can have it
Me: Well if it only fits in one hand you can f.u.cking keep it
Me: *puts phone down*

 instead of making jokes or rude comments about someone you can
• not do that
If you were a dinosaur, you'd be a
B/tch-A-Wh/reous-Rex.
If you live in my town, don't walk from my house to the Country Store.
You will pass construction workers and they will yell rude, sexual comments at you and the police officer will just laugh.
I don't see how people can socialize so easily like I can barely talk to a restaurant waiter.

PLEASE DON’T BE MEAN TO EMPLOYEES!! PLEASE DON’T DO THAT!! THEY ARE PEOPLE AND ARE PROBABLY TRYING THEIR BEST TO HELP YOU!! I HAVE SEEN MY COWORKERS CRY IN THE BACK ROOM AFTER A PARTICULARLY RUDE CUSTOMER AND IT’S NOT FAIR BECAUSE WE ARE REALLY DOING YOU A SERVICE!! PLEASE DON’T BE RUDE TO EMPLOYEES
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