Prettyfriend: Omg I justgot100likesonmyprofilepicture! Friend with aboyfriend: Omg I just wenton the cutestdate! Athletic friend:OmgIjustgotasked tojoin thenationalteam!
Popular friend:Omgtoday Igot invited toliketenparties! Me:TodayI meowedat my cat andhemeowed back.