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FOR SALE.

One heart.
Horrible condition.
Will take anything for it.

PLEASE. </3

Just cut it out of my chest,
AND END THIS SUFFERING.



FOR SALE.

One heart.
Horrible condition.
Will take anything for it.

PLEASE. </3

Just cut it out of my chest,
AND END THIS SUFFERING.


Valentines Day;
The real holiday is the day after, when all the candy goes on sale



"Why is Valentines Day the best holiday?"

Because,

No matter if you are single or taken,


All of the chocolate in the world is on sale.
All of it.
All         of          it


  
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