One time, my mom made soup
(wow, my mom can cook?)
and she made it seriously under-
seasoned, so I took the lid off of
this huge freaking pot of soup,
grabbed the salt shaker, and
violently started shaking it up
and down, maniacally yelling
"SOOODIUUUUMMMM!!!!"
while looking her dead in the
eyes. She hid the salt for a
couple of days, she still
under-seasons the soup,
and my family refers to that
moment anytime I use salt
for anything. I wish I was joking.