Salt Quotes

mothers who leave.
for no other reason.
than
children are water in their throat.

— drown
 

 
 

cruel mothers are still mothers.
they make us wars.
they make us revolution.
they teach us the truth. early.
mothers are humans. who
sometimes give birth to their pain. instead of
children.





 
what
massacre
happens to my son
between
him
living within my skin.
drinking my cells.
my water.
my organs.
and
his soft psyche turning cruel.
does he not remember
he
is half woman.
                                     —from                                       

When you're dealt a crappy situation, you think to yourself, at least it can't get any worse then this. And then life slaps you upside the head for being so naĆÆve.


So I was talking to a friend here on witty and I was talking to her about
the combination of bath salts and body butter and how awesome they are
and I basically sent her a paragraph telling her about them and at the
very end I compared what my skin was like afterwards and I literally said:


"your skin will be glowing like fcking radioactive baby butts"



One time, my mom made soup
(wow, my mom can cook?)
and she made it seriously under-
seasoned, so I took the lid off of
this huge freaking pot of soup,
grabbed the salt shaker, and
violently started shaking it up 
and down, maniacally yelling 
"SOOODIUUUUMMMM!!!!"
while looking her dead in the
eyes. She hid the salt for a
couple of days, she still
under-seasons the soup,
and my family refers to that
moment anytime I use salt
for anything. I wish I was joking.
 


if i ever had a ghost problem, i’m gonna first make a circle out of glue and then sprinkle salt onto the glue
HAHAH GHOSTS TRY AND BLOW THE SALT AWAY NOW YOU TURDS
I've heard the salt and ice challenge hurts



I'll give it a try
What do you call it when you put a salt shaker next to a knife?
A salt with a deadly weapon.



my chemistry teacher threw sodium chloride at me in class
that's a salt







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