I hate when people put irrelevant tags in their quotes
I've heard the salt and ice challenge
hurts
I'll give it a try
I'll give it a try
There must be something strangely sacred in salt.
It is in our tears and in the sea.
It is in our tears and in the sea.
—Khalil Gibran
One time, my mom made soup
(wow, my mom can cook?)
and she made it seriously under-
seasoned, so I took the lid off of
this huge freaking pot of soup,
grabbed the salt shaker, and
violently started shaking it up
and down, maniacally yelling
"SOOODIUUUUMMMM!!!!"
while looking her dead in the
eyes. She hid the salt for a
couple of days, she still
under-seasons the soup,
and my family refers to that
moment anytime I use salt
for anything. I wish I was joking.
(wow, my mom can cook?)
and she made it seriously under-
seasoned, so I took the lid off of
this huge freaking pot of soup,
grabbed the salt shaker, and
violently started shaking it up
and down, maniacally yelling
"SOOODIUUUUMMMM!!!!"
while looking her dead in the
eyes. She hid the salt for a
couple of days, she still
under-seasons the soup,
and my family refers to that
moment anytime I use salt
for anything. I wish I was joking.
So I was talking to a friend here on witty and I was talking to her about
the combination of bath salts and body butter and how awesome they are
and I basically sent her a paragraph telling her about them and at the
very end I compared what my skin was like afterwards and I literally said:
"your skin will be glowing like fcking radioactive baby butts"
Come on skinny love just last
the year. Pour a little salts
WE WERE NEVER HERE. MY, MY, MY,
my, my, my, my, my.
Staring at the sink of blood and crushed
veneer. I tell my love to wreck
it all, cut out all the ropes
and let me fall. My, my, my, my,
my, my, my, my. Right in the moment. ♥
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One time, George Washington was offering a general job to a man,
and they went to discuss the job over lunch. George Washington
turned the man down because he salted his food before he tasted
it, meaning he was quick to judge. that is not a trustworthy
quality in a general... or a friend.
Supernatural problems #5:
Sobbing uncontrollably because of
Destiel.
