Sametime Quotes


I hate being alone
But at the same time
I hate being around people
Friend: Cûnt
Me: Go fûck a monkey for all I care
Friend: You're more ratchet than Miley Cyrus at the VMAs
Me: I hope your two favorite bands play warped at the same time.
Friend: You take that back!
Why does every bad thing have to be happening at once?
I could handle these things alone, but when they're all going on at the same time, it's too much...
"I'm both happy and sad at the same time, and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be"
How is it possible to hate the living so much
but be afraid of dying at the same time? 

Real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time.
*AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING LEAD VOCALS AND BACK UP VOCALS AT THE SAME TIME*
I always want to watch tv and listen to music at the same time.
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