Friend: Cûnt
Me: Go fûck a monkey for all I care
Friend: You're more ratchet than Miley Cyrus at the VMAs
Me: I hope your two favorite bands play warped at the same
time.
Friend: You take that back!
Why does every bad thing have to be happening at once?
I could handle these things alone, but when they're all going
on at the same time, it's too much...