I'm the best artists anyone has ever
seen
It's a Ghost.
It's a Ghost.
I'm at the point where I feel a great deal of empathy
towards people who drop/spill their food.
How to get someone to reply back to your text 90% of the time
"Hey B*tch"
How I
Talk
25% Swearing
25%
Sarcasm
%0% A Combination Of Both
when
we were at the airport one time the guy at check-in reminded us
that we weren’t allowed to carry
sharp
objects with us onto the plane and i said “oh damn looks
like i’ll have to leave behind my wit” and thats how
i made a middle-aged guy laugh so hard he had to get his
colleague to take over his check-in desk
"its dark im scared"
dont worry baby I got this
*stomps foot*
*sketchers light up*
