Sassy Quotes


If you can't handle it, learn how to handle it
Can we
talk about
how sassy
Jeremy McKinnon's
head bobs
in their
music video,
"The Plot to Bomb the Panhandle"
are cause I
feel like
we don't and

we should.
be sassy
stay classy
and you know what?
you're a jack a**...



but i still love you.
karmas only a b*tch if you are

I only stay inside to avoid paparazzi. :)

Person: You're blocking the view!
Me: I am the view. XD
*Me in the shower*
Dad: Are you taking a bath?
Me: No. I'm admiring this amazing waterfall in my bathroom. XD


I like my men how I like my books.
Well-read and bound in leather. <3
do you ever want to say something sassy like "Psh, you only wish you were as awesome as me" to your frenemies but you're scared to because they'll either backhand you or put you down or sit on you
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