Everyone looks so cute and happy in their
Homecoming pictures from yesterday, and I'm just like,
"Yeah, while y'all were at Homecoming I had a wild
time at home watching House of Cards with my mom
and then falling asleep on the floor."
*Casually
has
a concert
for
myself
infront
of my
mirror*
Don't tell
me something
we both
know
isn't true
