School Quotes

I love my English classes because that is the only subject that math doesn't some how become included
Plane flying crickets
It's no secret baby, everybody saw us.
Talking to cute boys....
Witty Survey:

Cross Off the Things You Have Done

Graduated high school
Kissed someone
Smoked a ciggarete
Got so drunk you passed out
Rode in a police car for something you didn't do

Rode every ride at an amusement park 
Collected something really stupid
Gone to a rock concert
Help someone

Gone fishing
Watched 4 movies in one night.

Gone long periods of time without sleep
Lied to someone
Snorted cocaine
Dealt drugs
Been in a car accident
Been in a Tornado
Done hard drugs
Watched someone die

Been at a funeral
Burned yourself

Ran a marathon
Cried yourself to sleep
Spent over $200 in one day
Flown on a plane
Sat first class (1st seat ) on a plane
Cheated on someone
Been cheated on

Written a 10 page letter
Gone skiing
Been Sailing
Cut yourself
Had a best friend
Lost someone you loved.
Shoplifted something

Been to jail
Dangerously close to being in jail

Skipped School
Skipped a class

Had Detention
Got in trouble for something you didn't do
Stolen books from a library
Gone to a different country
Dropped out of school
Been in a mental hospital
Been treated in a mental hospital

Have watched all the Harry potter movies
Had an online Diary
Fired a gun

Had a yard sale
Had a lemonade stand

Actually made money off of the lemonade stand

Been in a school play
Been fired from a job
Taken a lie detector test
Swam with dolphins

Gone to seaworld.
Gone to seaworld and seen Shamo

Got absaloutly socked by Shamo.
Voted for someone on a reality TV show
Written poetry

Read more than 20 books a year
Written over a 30 page essay
Gone to Europe

Loved someone you shouldn't have
Befriended someone you shouldn't have
Used a colouring book over the age of 12.

Had surgery
Had stitches.
Taken a taxi.
Seen the Washington Monument
Had more than 5 im's/chats online going all at once.
Overdosed  (accidently)
Had a drug or alcohol problem
Relative to someone with a serious alcohol/drug problem
Been in a fist fight
Gone surfing in California

Had or have a pet hamster
Pet a wild animal

Used a credit card
Did "spirit day" at your school
Dyed your hair

Got a tattoo
Had something pierced
Known someone with HIV or AIDS
Fell in love/ had or have a crush on your bestfriend.

Alright, here's the thing... I wanted to stop before. But you had to find out and make it a big deal of it, so guess what? I don't want to stop anymore, I don't even want to try. So I won't.
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