Best School Quotes This Month

I would be
an awful parent.

My kid would say
“I don’t wanna go to school, I just wanna sleep”
and I’d probably get in bed with them and say
“I feel you”

 




a lot of my life

has been realizing that i would

cross oceans

for people who wouldn't

jump puddles for me



 


If you're having a bad day

just remember that yesterday i went up to the board in math class and wrote that 15+2=15.2


Today in school,
someone asked me why I would voulantarily spend extra time writing. My response was:
"This world sucks, so I created my own."







It's funny how if you get an A
on a test, your grade goes up like 2 percent, but if you get an F on a test, your grade goes down like the Titanic.





 


 
Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your
a.ss off for a final and you only get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You're there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don't pick up the phone. It seems you're giving everyone everything and they're just walking away with it.



BravoSierra's format

 
                                                     my math book has a picture of someone enjoying themself.


Imagine
walking into class late one day
and your witty account is up on the projector
with all the quotes you made.

 









      

school attendance
would go up by like 300% if we had
cool padded swirly chairs or
bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs
harder than the rock that gets
stuck at the bottom of your shoe

 








 
format jimmy365

 

*In English talking about chivalry*

Teacher:
Most people would say chivalry is dead
Kid: What is chivalry?
Teacher: Like opening a door for a lady, pulling her chair out for her, walking on the side of the sidewalk closest to the street
Kid: Why would you walk on the side closest to the street?
Teacher: In case a car comes, it hits you instead of her
Kid: Why would you do that?! Are you crazy?! Just push her in front of the car and save yourself. Every man for themself!
Teacher: And that's why you don't have a girlfriend
Everyone: *Dies of laughter*
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