I would be
an
awful parent.
My kid would say
“I don’t wanna go to school, I just wanna
sleep”
and I’d probably get in bed with them and say
“I feel
you”
a lot of my life
has
been realizing
that i
would
cross
oceans
for
people who wouldn't
jump puddles for me
jump puddles for me
Today in school,
someone
asked me why I would voulantarily spend extra time
writing. My response was:
"This world sucks, so I created my own."
"This world sucks, so I created my own."
It's
funny how if
you
get
an A
on a test, your grade goes up like
2 percent, but if you get an F on a test, your grade goes down
like the Titanic.
Life is unfair.
You put someone first who puts you second. You study
your
a.ss off for a final and you only get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You're there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don't pick up the phone. It seems you're giving everyone everything and they're just walking away with it.
a.ss off for a final and you only get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You're there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don't pick up the phone. It seems you're giving everyone everything and they're just walking away with it.
Don't
judge
a
book
by
it's
cover.
my math book
has a picture of someone enjoying
themself.
Imagine
walking into class late one
day
and your witty account is up on the projector
with all the quotes you
made.
*In English talking about chivalry*
Teacher: Most people would say chivalry is dead
Kid: What is chivalry?
Teacher: Like opening a door for a lady, pulling her chair out for her, walking on the side of the sidewalk closest to the street
Kid: Why would you walk on the side closest to the street?
Teacher: In case a car comes, it hits you instead of her
Kid: Why would you do that?! Are you crazy?! Just push her in front of the car and save yourself. Every man for themself!
Teacher: And that's why you don't have a girlfriend
Everyone: *Dies of laughter*
