Teacher:
No food in
class.
Me:
Listen up I did not just
wake up at 6 AM, almost miss my bus,
skip breakfast, and come here to starve all day. If I want my pop
tarts
I am sure as heck not gonna sit in here for an hour without
eating
you got that? Now go grade my test which you have
been "grading" for a month now.
Got it? good.
Me:
*eats pop
tarts*