Best School Quotes This Week


 Biggest lie told in schools: Bullying will not be tolerated.


school activates my inner serial killer
 
Do you ever go to school confident in what you're wearing and you actually
get there and you're just kind of like, "Wow. Well, this was an awful idea."?









I would enjoy school more if
it was acceptable to bring a blanket








 

 
f o r m a t   j i m m y 3 6 5  |  f u n n i e s

 

 
A moment of silence for all the teenagers
whose parents won’t let them eat in their room
things I haven't learned in high school:
how to pay bills
hot to buy a house
how to apply for college

but thank the lord that i can graphy a polynomial function









 
Teacher: No food in class.

Me: Listen up I did not just wake up at 6 AM, almost miss my bus,
skip breakfast, and come here to starve all day. If I want my pop tarts
I am sure as heck not gonna sit in here for an hour without eating
you got that? Now go grade my test which you have
been "grading" for a month now.
Got it? good.


Me: *eats pop tarts*








 




Today, in my math class, we had nap time.

You heard me.
Nap Time. 
The teacher turned the lights off
and let his class of 17 and 18 year olds take a nap.
And then we got to eat cupcakes.



Highlight of my senior year, right there.






 





          Me: *goes through a year of school*
          Me: Wow that was so fast!
          Me: *watches a 30 second youtube ad*
          Me: THIS IS NEVERENDING





Elementary School: Here's a basic understanding of history and how the world works.
High School: Actually, that's not quite right. Everything is much more complicated than that.
College: Everything you ever learned is wrong.
History Channel: Aliens.
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