Scrubs Quotes






          Girl: is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just having a good time?
          Guy: It's actually a roll of quarters
          Guy: *takes out roll of quarters*
          Guy: Laundry day.








I CAN'T DO THIS ALL  ON MY OWN.
No, I know. I'm no superman. 



 
 


When I was younger, my cousin and I 
were way too obessed with Scrubs,
and we both loved the same characters
so whenever it got awkward we'd break
the silence by saying "I love C.ox." - or we'd
quote the janitor, but mainly the C.ox thing-
because everyone thought we were saying
c.ocks and it p.issed our moms off that 
everyone thought we were little w.hores.
We lived life on the edge.

and lol C.ox is a bad word on here? Jeez.

To the people wondering what that gif is on my profile of the two guys who are about to kiss but then one starts laughing and pulls away:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3tjVGm58M8
I hate when people put irrelevant tags in their quotes





     Scrubs
          Turk: *shows JD his engagement ring for Carla*
          Turk: Well?
          JD: It's beautiful.
          JD: But my parents will kill me if I marry a black guy.










SCRUBS
         Elliot: You rate women in this hospital by their appearance??
         JD: Calm down, 12.






I know what I've been told: You gotta work to feed the soul
But I can't do this all on my own. No I know, I'm no superman
 
                             "Are you and idiot?"
                          "No sir, I'm a dreamer."
                                                                  Scrubs
Scrubs;
Karla: what if we have aa daughter and she wants to get her ears pierced?
Turk: irrelevant, we're not having a daughter.
Karla: okay, what if we have a sson and he wants to take dance lessons even though all his friends play football?
Turk: he can dance if he wants to, he can leave his friends behind..

'Cause if his friends don't dance, and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine!
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