Selfie Quotes

My spanish teacher sitting in front of his computer before class and the bell rings him
Him: "I'll teach you Spanish today....
But first let me take a selfie"

When you take a super attractive picture of yourself and just stare at it for like twenty minutes admiring the way your face cooperated.

i wanna post a selfie but i don't wanna post a selfie cause i'm ugly but i wanna post a selfie do you see my problem




*takes 18 selfies*
*deletes 22 selfies*





liking someone's selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204

 


That moment when you don't look good in a selfie #firstworldproblems



 





Officer: Ma'am, how fast were you going?
Me: Well, my Snapchat selfie says 65 mph...
Officer: omg add me







 
''I Can't Do That Now Bc I'm Taking Selfies!!!'' 
How to take a good selfie:
Step1:Have an I-phone
Step2:Be preety
Congrats!Now you have the perfect selfie! ☺
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