Selfie Quotes

*takes 18 selfies*
*deletes 22 selfies*

Officer: Ma'am, how fast were you going?
Me: Well, my Snapchat selfie says 65 mph...
Officer: omg add me


you don't understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you're ugly
Fun fact #1 

Selfie and twerk are officially  real words and they have both been added to the dictionary. 
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