Selfie Quotes

My spanish teacher sitting in front of his computer before class and the bell rings him
Him: "I'll teach you Spanish today....
But first let me take a selfie"

When you take a super attractive picture of yourself and just stare at it for like twenty minutes admiring the way your face cooperated.

i wanna post a selfie but i don't wanna post a selfie cause i'm ugly but i wanna post a selfie do you see my problem




*takes 18 selfies*
*deletes 22 selfies*




*deletes selfie like it never happened*

liking someone's selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204

the song "lemme take a #selfie" sums up pretty much
everything i hate about this generation





Officer: Ma'am, how fast were you going?
Me: Well, my Snapchat selfie says 65 mph...
Officer: omg add me







 

That moment when you don't look good in a selfie #firstworldproblems



 
When you have such a bad selfie people have to look at it and clarify if its actually you or not...
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