Selfie Quotes

i may be ugly and annoying but at least i don’t have a selfie of me as my phones background

to scare everyone on halloween im just going to upload a selfie

have you ever taken a selfie then at first you think wow i’m hot then like a minute later you look carefully at everything on your face and you realize you’re the ugliest person to ever inhabit the planet

miley literally is a genius she did all of this sh-t at award shows and performances and made people talk about her for months, and her album ends up being #1 and breaking records and now she’s just sitting back at her house laughing about all the money/success she has and going back to taking selfies with her dogs. she’s so smart.

*posts a selfie* 107 people unfollowed

"what are you getting all dressed up for"
"mom i’m taking a selfie" 
lightning is just the flash on God's camera when he's taking selfies

do u ever associate someone with their icon so much that you just assume that they’re the same gender as their icon or something and then they post a selfie and ur like wait you’re not thomas the tank engine
me: [smashes through crush's bedroom window]
me: [revs up chainsaw]

Me: *threatens to post a selfie*
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