Selfie Quotes

When you take a super attractive picture of yourself and just stare at it for like twenty minutes admiring the way your face cooperated.

*takes 18 selfies*
*deletes 22 selfies*

liking someone's selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204

Officer: Ma'am, how fast were you going?
Me: Well, my Snapchat selfie says 65 mph...
Officer: omg add me


That moment when you don't look good in a selfie #firstworldproblems


''I Can't Do That Now Bc I'm Taking Selfies!!!'' 
How to take a good selfie:
Step1:Have an I-phone
Step2:Be preety
Congrats!Now you have the perfect selfie! ☺
When you take a selfie so good that you can't believe it's you.
Sending your selfies to NASA because you're a star

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