I spent 10 minutes today
Trying to explain to my grandma what
A selfie was
It wasn't the easiest job in the world
*Conversation between my future child and
Child: "Mom, how did you and daddy meet?
Me: "Well, it all started when he liked my embarassing
My spanish teacher sitting in front of his computer before class
and the bell rings him
Him: "I'll teach you Spanish today....
But first let me take a selfie"