Best Selfie Quotes This Year

                       
               me: haha brb gonna take a selfie
               me: *returns 10 months later crying, with a full beard and covered in dirt*
 
40 0 dolph* dolph*
ugh
me: *opens camera about to take a selfie*
me: *realises how ugly i am*
me:* closes camera and acts like nothing happened*
36 0 Fay* Fay*
funny
When you take a super attractive picture of yourself and just stare at it for like twenty minutes admiring the way your face cooperated.
36 0 Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
funny
I have the
"I take too many selfies" syndrome
34 0 flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
lol
A selfie a day keeps the friends away
32 0 of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
friends



If you're ever feeling down,


just remember I saw my brother trying to take a peace sign selfie.


 

28 0 of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
true

CAN I JUST BE SELFIE BUDDIES WITH MR. BEAN PLEASE
IT WOULD REALLY MAKE MY LIFE BETTER



 
27 0 Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
funny




*takes 18 selfies*
*deletes 22 selfies*




26 3 mcnuggets* mcnuggets*
funny
*deletes selfie like it never happened*
21 0 kelly* kelly*
funny

liking someone's selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204

20 0 *crybaby* *crybaby*
funny
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