Selfies Quotes

Taking All These Pictures, But Yet You Can Never Find The Perfect One...
~That's Me~
 
Has anyone else ever just sat down and contemplated selfies?

How did they start?
Who took the first ever selfie?
Why do we take selfies?
What are selfies?
Why do they even exist?
Are aliens from other planets laughing at us as we sit around taking photos of ourselves all day?
What are selfies? What the h(e)ll? Where did they come from?







l bet Medusa used to take selfies 
and send em to people she disliked like
surprise you little b*tch
sending your selfies to NASA because you're a star
 
how do people take ten thousand selfies i cant even take one without wanting to burn my face off
my mirrors all like 'youre sooo pretty sometimes' but the cameras lik'ur ugly go die'

YOU ALDESERVE SOMEONWHO
ISN'T EMBARRASSED 
TO LOVE YOU
AND   TELLS   ALL   THEIR    [FRIENDS]
ABOUT YOU AND SAVES YOUR   ////////
SELFIES      [ GOOD  AND  BAD ]       TO
LOOK   AT  WHEN  THEY  MISS   YOU
AND   LOSES    SLEEP  TO   TALK   TO
YOU,  AND  TELLS  YOHOMUCH 
THEY      ADORE      YOU.     YOU     ALL
DESERVE           SOMEONE           WHO


LOVES   YOU.   
 

me: *takes 50 selfies* 
me: *deletes 49*
me: *stares at that one selfie til it turns ugly*
me: *deletes that too*
The only thing i get from selfies is
     blindness for the next 10 seconds
My Grandma
takes selfies
and poses
with 
Duckface...
x"D
 

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