Selfies Quotes


YOU ALDESERVE SOMEONWHO
ISN'T EMBARRASSED 
TO LOVE YOU
AND   TELLS   ALL   THEIR    [FRIENDS]
ABOUT YOU AND SAVES YOUR   ////////
SELFIES      [ GOOD  AND  BAD ]       TO
LOOK   AT  WHEN  THEY  MISS   YOU
AND   LOSES    SLEEP  TO   TALK   TO
YOU,  AND  TELLS  YOHOMUCH 
THEY      ADORE      YOU.     YOU     ALL
DESERVE           SOMEONE           WHO


LOVES   YOU.   
 

me: *takes 50 selfies* 
me: *deletes 49*
me: *stares at that one selfie til it turns ugly*
me: *deletes that too*
The only thing i get from selfies is
     blindness for the next 10 seconds
My Grandma
takes selfies
and poses
with 
Duckface...
x"D
 

Lazy rule:  If this thing your are looking for isn't on Google's  first page

It doesn't excist
*takes 50 selfies*
*deletes 49*
*stares at the one selfie till it turns ugly*
*deletes that too*



how does one even take one selfie and look perfet? I have to take 786584 selfies just for one to turn out ok




If someone takes my phone
I am not really worried of them seeing my messages
I am more worried of them seeing my  thousands of embarassing selfies
Girls I know: *post selfie* *get hundred plus likes on facebook*
me: *post selfie* *gets 0 likes and people comment saying "nice halloween costume"* 


"what are you getting all dressed up for"

"mom i’m taking a selfie"

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