Best Seriously Quotes Ever





how are good looking guys always
friends with other good looking guys like is there some sort of secret hot boy gang or something



 
While walking into a store, I over heard a conversation between a guy and a girl.
"But, I'm tired of dating a girl with scars all over her legs. It stresses me."

I know I shouldn't of said anything, But I did. I turned to him and said,
Just because your girlfriend has scars all over her legs, doesn't mean anything. Your girlfriend is beautiful in
every way, and it takes a right 
guy to see that.  But unfortunately, that guy isn't you.  If you were
a real man,  you would tell her  she's beautiful even if she has scars all over her legs.  
I know it could be stressful for you, But it's more stressful for her.  Scars are beautiful, it means you
won the fight but not the war. If you weren't such a ignorant guy, you would stick with her through this..

When everyone heard me stick up for her...
They clapped and said well done.

I never  felt so proud in my life.



BravoSierra's format

 
                                  Not you. So shut up.
 

*Eats celery stick*
*Gains 10 pounds*
Oh my gosh guys
They made Nutella flavored ice cream in Germany
DAD I'M MOVING TO GERMANY.
I just want someone who will hug me from behind and kiss my forehead and snuggle with me when its cold and cook amazing food and make me hot chocolate and go shopping with me and looks incredibly sexy in anything and still be adorable and build a snowman in the summer and be able to fly and be bestfriends with my favorite artists so I can meet them and have a time travel machine and breathe fire and lift thousands of pounds and transform into any creature in the world.
Like seriously is that too much to ask for?
.

Person: you have a pimple on your face
Me: 
Me: woah thank you
Me: i wasn't aware at all
Me: i must have been too dumb to notice it in the first place
Me: if you had never told me, who knows how long that pimple was going to be on my face
Me: well i guess now that you informed me..
Me: i shall sprinkle fairy dust on my face to make it disappear
Me: anyways, thanks again
Me: i really appreciate it

hope you noticed the sarcasm


                                                                  isn't your first birthday technically your second?


Guess what, everyone!?

Not all girls are pretty. Not all guys are hot.

I know, this is a brand new concept.

Go ahead and take a moment.





 
I can honestly say I'm confused and annoyed
With this thing where people write like a normal human, and then aLL OF A SUDDEN THEY GO ALL CAPS ON YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A WORD. LIKE DID YOU HIT THE CAPS BUTTON ON ACCIDENT THEN FORGET WHERE IT WAS ON YOUR KEYBOARD, OR ARE YOU TRYING TO FOLLOW THIS NEW STUPID TUMBLR "TREND"?
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