Sexy Quotes





"Sexy singles are in your area!"
*looks left* 
*looks right*
I'm the sexy single!






I don't have a dirty mind,
I just have a sexy imagination.
I wonder if god has OTP's?





R.I.P Paul Walker

you will live on forever in our hearts.

 
 


  Heaven just got a 
sexy as.s angel.

R.I.P. Paul Walker

 

Last year I asked Santa for the sexiest peson alive...

I woke up in a box.

Format by Breeze
what men think women love to be called:

babe
baby
sweetie
honey
sexy

what women ACTUALLY like to be called:

lamp shade
broken chair
Samuel L Jackson
dirty dish rag
Mr.Clean
Joe Biden
what to heck



if anyone ever calls me ‘samuel l jackson’ as a pet name i will straight up kiss them in the street

It's not my dirty mind,
It's my sexy imagination.
Talking to the guy I like. Mmhmmm. Just can't get enough of him and his sexyness.
Being humble is the sexiest trait
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