Best Sexy Quotes Ever



The word 'sexy' is no loger censored. 
I guess you could say,

Steve just bought sexy back.


 





          Me: *licks popsicle seductively*
          Me: Yeah that's not the only thing I suck
          Me: *winks*
          Me: *lowers voice to a whisper*
          Me: I also suck at life.






I'm a victoria's secret model. its such a secret that not even victoria knows.
If One Direction were in the Hunger Games:

*Le Cannon*
Zayn: Dang, Niall! I told you not to eat those berries!
Liam: Zayn! I see Harry and Louis! Let's kill them!!
Harry: In case we die, I just want you to know I love your fat a//!!
Louis: I LOVE YOU TOO HAROLD! *hugs him tightly and cries*
Zayn: Liam! Stop the twitcam and run!!
Liam: Bye guys! Let's get #LiamRun trending world wide!!
Zayn: Is that a table!?
Liam: Stahp it Zayn! We have to win this!!
Zayn: I. HAVE. TO. BREAK. THE. TABLE!!!!
partially mine. follow for a follow! :)


IF THERE'S ONE THING THE INTERNET TAUGHT ME IT'S THAT TEENAGE GIRLS REALLY LIKE SEXY FANFICTION
 

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Random Charlie Fact:

I find it really sexy when someone's good at math.
Not even kidding.
If you memorized the quadratic formula
and, without a calculator, solve a factorable problem
I will take you to my bed
Mom: You have to stop obsessing over all these celebrites and talking about how hot they are. 
Me: okay. but first, i have to show you this picture of zac efron. 
Mom: *looks at it* he's really hot. 
 
what just happened?
I prefer the term beautiful over Hot and Sexy. Pretty is fine. Just NO HOT OR SEXY. Unless I know you and I know those are the things you say like *cough* Ashy *cough* ;)





          Your music taste is sexy





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