"Just because it's on the
internet doesn't make it true" - William
Shakespeare
omfg "wherefore" doesn't mean "where", it means "why", so that means that Juliet literally stood on her balcony and called out "Romeo, Romeo, WHY ARE YOU ROMEO"
Using Romeo & Juliet
to express how in love you are is like using Hamlet to
demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life
is.
"Hello"
~ Shakespeare
Today for school we went to see a Shakespeare play, and it was
turned into a comedy. Anyway, one of the actors threw a tantrum
as part of the play, stormed into the audience. He then sat next
to me. He was soo hot. A super hot actor, in tights so tight that
nothing was left to the imagination, had a conversation with me.
Sidenote: He smelt nice.
shakespeare made all
of his young lovers die--
poisoned, stabbed
or drowned
because he realized
some people are only
meant to sleep together
six feet underground.
k.p.k
if music be the food of love; play on.
