Shampoo Quotes

I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used while showering.
 98 of them said, "How the f*ck did you get in here?"


ATTENTION:
MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!!!




I have successfully used up all the shampoo and conditioner
at the same time.

Yes, that's right.
You can all start bowing down to me now.


 
Every time I get shampoo into my eye:
I’m going to go blind this time for sure.
instead of pepper spray, use shampoo, it's probably cheaper, but it will burn just as bad







Why is there Head and
shoulders shampoo? Who has hair on their shoulders? Who is shampooing their shoulder hair?
...Please come forward.







 
I don't care how old I am...
I will use,
Johnsons baby shampoo happily.
 ;) 

This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume
but I really can’t hear anything
Why are kids the only ones who get
tear free shampoo? I don't like getting
my eyes burnt, either
I love the smell of my shampoo
so after I take a shower
the temptation to smell my hair is very high





          Shampoo Commercials: Showing people with healthy hair.
          Toothpaste Commercials: Showing people with healthy teeth.
          Tampon Commercials: Showing girls who are on their periods who are on stage dancing, randomly kicking their legs high in the air, doing gymnastics, skydiving, swimming, playing sports like soccer that require you to extend your leg, and doing other activities that require a lot of movement, when it's quite obvious that they'd rather be laying in bed, eating chips, eating chocolate, crying, drinking juice, and watching The Notebook and The Vow 7 days straight without being inturrupted.





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