Shark Quotes

my  w a v e, my  s h a r k, my  d e m o n  in the  d a r k
(the blue tide pulling me under)
my  s o u l, my  h e a r t, pull  e v e r y t h i n g  apart
--are you gonna be my love--

*shark*  Today I roamed the ocean cleansing it of the dead, diseased, and decaying, thus ensuring the health of the ocean. I was rewarded with a bullet to the head for doing exactly what I was meant to do exactly where I am meant to do it.  *human*  Today I polluted the air 2 hours each way to sit at a desk for another 7 hours eating chemically compromised food wrapped in plastic that will end up in the ocean. I was rewarded with a paycheck that will allow me to possibly visit the ocean and use it as a swimming pool. 

*shark* Tried to help drowning surfer back to shore, got punched in the nose. 
  Tried to help someone stuck in a cage, got shot by a spear gun. 
  Wanted to play Marco Polo with the kids, beach gets closed forever! 

You aren't a disappointment. You are super great, and if people get down on you for not being perfect all the time then bite their faces off. You are super great and faces are high in protein which is also super great.

  



 




Bite chunks out of me,


Your a shark and I'm swimming


                       
 

 

I cannot see the bottom where I'm swimming so there is a 29348753453984% chance that a shark is directly below me oh lord jesus help.

Cuddle with me and
watch Shark Week with me so I

know it's real.

R.I.P
snuffy the seal



I don't hate you.
I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.






 
According to the commercials on Tv I should get a shark....... yeah I'll do that so it can bite your head off!!
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