*shark* Today I roamed the ocean
cleansing it of the dead, diseased, and decaying, thus ensuring
the health of the ocean. I was rewarded with a bullet to the head
for doing exactly what I was meant to do exactly where I am meant
to do it. *human* Today I polluted the air 2 hours
each way to sit at a desk for another 7 hours eating chemically
compromised food wrapped in plastic that will end up in the
ocean. I was rewarded with a paycheck that will allow me to
possibly visit the ocean and use it as a swimming
pool.